There was no #1
, so I made one up!
1. Do you like chocolate?
omg i like chocolate so much im so different from every human who isnt allergic to it
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
OMG when its cold i do, when its hot i dont! #YOLO
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
4. Do you enjoy drama?
omg i hate drama so mucccchh so immature but did you hear about that new girl? shes such a bitch and a slut and causes drama...
5. Are you a girly-girl?
omg im totes not a girly-girl i just flirt with guys and talk about clothes and obsess over stuff thats not girly right?
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
8. Are you short?
OMG IM NOT SHORT IM FUNSIZED
9. Do you like somebody?
yea omg but i wont tell anyone ever its bill.
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
omg not bill!
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes omg i only wear socks for one hour cause then they get stinky and gross
12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
omg yes when i dont get a text for over two minutes #lonerprobs
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
OMG yea last year i went as a dirty nurse, the before as a dirty vampire, and this year as a dirty sanitary technician
14. Are you double jointed?
omg whats that mean?
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
omg stephie said that wanda said that betty told amy that i slept with bill?!? i bet its that slut new girls fault
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
omg people call people by last names? i usually have creative nicknames like chelly and relly and smelly hahaha im so original
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
omg hopefully all of them
20. check of those that apply:
more x's means even more! heheh
[ xxxxxxx] I do wear make up.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I can get jealous.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ wut] I like death/grind/black metal.
[like drake?!?!! ] I like rap.
[skrillex??!?! ] I like techno.
[keith urban??!?!?1] I like country.
[xxxxxxxxxxx] I carry a purse
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[xxxxxxx ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I own a boy(s) band CD.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] Guys are confusing (OMG theyre so silly)
22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
OMG BLONDE BLUE EYED
23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
OMG ALL OF THEM. EVER.
24. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
omg be attractive and rich
25. Do you have a best friend(s)?
omg i have like 20 best friends
26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
omg yes. first time when i was 7 </3
27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
omg yea my butt needs a little more oomf
28. Do you like your life?
omg yes except when i suffer from depression then i wanna die omg
29. WHERE DID YOU GO?
31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
OMG NO NOT MY LULU LEMONS
32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
omg maybe a couple more guy friends....
33. How long have you had a facebook?
omg well im 16....so 15.9 years
34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
omg yes whenever im in a bad mood and someone is annoying the deserve i slap. im a bitch and proud of it
35. What are your biggest fears?
OMG SPIDERS. AND RAPE
36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
omg yeah every night
37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
omg its always someone different...does that count?
38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
omg if a guy cheats once, he will cheat again gurl. but i wont cheat again
39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
OMG I HAVE 500 FOLLOWERS I AM FAMOUS GURL.
41. Are you currently missing someone?
omg no #lonelygirl
42. Cowboy or Gangster?
omg gangsters are so hot
43. Preppy or Punk?
omg punks are so hot
44. Face or Body?
omg its all about the personality. that means how much money they have right?
45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
THEY HAVE TO TAKE ME OUT AND BUY ME THINGS ALL THE TIME AND THEY ALSO HAVE TO DO ALL THE COOKING BECAUSE THE KITCHEN IS NOT THE PLACE FOR WOMEN RAWRRRRRRR
46. Sweet or sexy?
47. Armani or Abercrombie?
48. Contacts or glasses?
omg glasses are for nerds
49. Have you ever had sex in RL?
omg well theres been phone msn skype text fb omegle email facetime twitter myspace and youtube....
and in rl so yes.
50. Have you ever thought you'd marry a guy you dated?
omg all of them i take all my relationships srsly and i make guys promise to never ever leave me and ask to maryy me to go out with me. i usually dump them after that...too much committment can be boring yknow