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1. Do you like chocolate?
omg i like chocolate so much im so different from every human who isnt allergic to it

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
OMG when its cold i do, when its hot i dont! #YOLO

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
omg CUDDLEBUDDY

4. Do you enjoy drama?
omg i hate drama so mucccchh so immature but did you hear about that new girl? shes such a bitch and a slut and causes drama...

5. Are you a girly-girl?
omg im totes not a girly-girl i just flirt with guys and talk about clothes and obsess over stuff thats not girly right?
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my mama

8. Are you short?
OMG IM NOT SHORT IM FUNSIZED

9. Do you like somebody?
yea omg but i wont tell anyone ever its bill.

10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
omg not bill!

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes omg i only wear socks for one hour cause then they get stinky and gross

12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
omg yes when i dont get a text for over two minutes :( #lonerprobs

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
OMG yea last year i went as a dirty nurse, the before as a dirty vampire, and this year as a dirty sanitary technician

14. Are you double jointed?
omg whats that mean?

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
omg well.....bill.....

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
omg stephie said that wanda said that betty told amy that i slept with bill?!? i bet its that slut new girls fault

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
omg people call people by last names? i usually have creative nicknames like chelly and relly and smelly hahaha im so original  

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
omg hopefully all of them  

20. check of those that apply:
more x's means even more! heheh
[ xxxxxxx] I do wear make up.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I can get jealous.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ wut] I like death/grind/black metal.
[like drake?!?!! ] I like rap.
[skrillex??!?! ] I like techno.
[keith urban??!?!?1] I like country.
[xxxxxxxxxxx] I carry a purse
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[xxxxxxx ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] I own a boy(s) band CD.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] Guys are confusing (OMG theyre so silly)


22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
OMG BLONDE BLUE EYED

23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
OMG ALL OF THEM. EVER.

24. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
omg be attractive and rich

25. Do you have a best friend(s)?
omg i have like 20 best friends

26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
omg yes. first time when i was 7 </3

27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
omg yea my butt needs a little more oomf

28. Do you like your life?
omg yes except when i suffer from depression then i wanna die omg

29. WHERE DID YOU GO?
.......................bill's

31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
OMG NO NOT MY LULU LEMONS

32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
omg maybe a couple more guy friends....

33. How long have you had a facebook?
omg well im 16....so 15.9 years

34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
omg yes whenever im in a bad mood and someone is annoying the deserve i slap. im a bitch and proud of it

35. What are your biggest fears?
OMG SPIDERS. AND RAPE

36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
omg yeah every night

37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
omg its always someone different...does that count?

38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
omg if a guy cheats once, he will cheat again gurl. but i wont cheat again

39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
omg

40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
OMG I HAVE 500 FOLLOWERS I AM FAMOUS GURL.

41. Are you currently missing someone?
omg no #lonelygirl

42. Cowboy or Gangster?
omg gangsters are so hot

43. Preppy or Punk?
omg punks are so hot

44. Face or Body?
omg its all about the personality. that means how much money they have right?

45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
THEY HAVE TO TAKE ME OUT AND BUY ME THINGS ALL THE TIME AND THEY ALSO HAVE TO DO ALL THE COOKING BECAUSE THE KITCHEN IS NOT THE PLACE FOR WOMEN RAWRRRRRRR

46. Sweet or sexy?
omg sseexxxaaaay

47. Armani or Abercrombie?
OMG NOTHING
i meaaaaaaan

48. Contacts or glasses?
omg glasses are for nerds  

49. Have you ever had sex in RL?
omg well theres been phone msn skype text fb omegle email facetime twitter myspace and youtube....
and in rl so yes.

50. Have you ever thought you'd marry a guy you dated?
omg all of them i take all my relationships srsly and i make guys promise to never ever leave me and ask to maryy me to go out with me. i usually dump them after that...too much committment can be boring yknow

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Jonathan Mourant
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
Canada
Hi, I'm Jon, or Mozart. I play tuba, bass guitar, drums, and trombone, so music is a huge part of my life. I write lyrics and poetry, so don't come here looking for pictures or photography. A heavy portion of my work is on religion, and my personal experiences and feelings on it. I try to write in other areas, but I get alot of inspiration for that. Please take it lightly if you read it, I write it to express myself, not to convince anyone of anything. Hope you like my stuff :)

Current Residence: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Favourite genre of music: Progressive and Alternative Rock
Personal Quote: You can't keep fucking with someone's feelings just because you're unsure of yours.
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Jumper1996 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
OTL :dummy:
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ChibiLuver555 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I TAGGED YOU

(mostly cuz i know that ur doing it for tiana anyways)
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Jumper1996 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
i already did it XD i even tagged you...but forgot to post on your profile
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ChibiLuver555 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
SHHHHHHHHH WE BOTH DID IT WE'RE DONE

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Jumper1996 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
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i has tagged you sir
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